What his name was...he said he was Thor.
I said.."About what?"
DUSTYBEAR'S LAUGH TRACK
FUNZIES AND LAUGHS...
for the queer eye AND the straight guy
for the queer eye AND the straight guy
SHORTY IS...
350# WandaMae was walking down the street...behind a midget, when she suddenly sneezed...
Causing a horrific backdraft.
In trying to regain her balance, she snapped her legs together.
THE PROBLEM: was it death by accident or...homicide?
Further complicating the matter is the fact that the midget's corpse was smiling.
SUICIDE, perhaps?
THE TOMBSTONE READS:
HERE LIES SHORTY...
Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BULEEEVE THIS SHIT.
JESUS...
Have you met my Rottweiler friend Jesus. He loves to bite butt.
Religious and thrifty he ith too.
JESUS SAVES hith bones. Buries them next to the bodies in the back yard. Cute kid he.
ANYWAY...
Here is the skinny
Religious and thrifty he ith too.
JESUS SAVES hith bones. Buries them next to the bodies in the back yard. Cute kid he.
ANYWAY...
Here is the skinny
(Sit down Mary.
When it's your turn I'll call you).
I will make a statement and you fill in the blanks.
SUCH AS:
"There I wath, jest sitting around the cave minding my own business, when____________."
The idea is to supply answers that are INCREDIBLY WITTY. Or, you can just put in your usual crap. LOL.
I will make a statement and you fill in the blanks.
SUCH AS:
"There I wath, jest sitting around the cave minding my own business, when____________."
The idea is to supply answers that are INCREDIBLY WITTY. Or, you can just put in your usual crap. LOL.
Okay. Here is the funniest one since the invention of the fake pregnancy pillow for men, (electric vibrator, life-size blow-up doll of Justin Timberlake, the personalizable dart board {Enclose the photo of the victim}, the FAKE 2 ft penith, with directions on installation. Batteries are not included NOR recommended. UL is studying the issue. A coupon for a gallon of KY is included.)
Being Five Comics
MAUKE SEZ: A LAUGH A DAY KEEPS THE MICE AWAY...and he should know...
ALIENS...
Monday, July 30, 2012
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