NEW
SUMMER CLASSES
FOR STRAIGHT MEN
AT THE
"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 29th, 2007
AT THE
"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 29th, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THE SUBJECT MATTER, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between
The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes ---
Meets Saturdays at
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes ---
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things ---
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things ---
Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And
And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch ---
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch ---
Bringing Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While Your Significant Other Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday'snoon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live ---
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's
Class 11
Learning to Live ---
Basic Differences Between your mother
and your significant other.
2 weeks, role playing
2 weeks, role playing
Meets Thursdays
at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Due to the fire which occurred during last weeks class...the location for this class is still to be determined.
Class 15
The Vacuum Cleaner -
It's purpose and functions,
tools and accessories
Special open forum with video presentation/demonstrations on the various non-sexual usages for this important home appliance
Meets 5 nights 7 - 10pm
Class 16
The Washer/Dryer
Training Seminar
BONUS: Ima Slutte, home economist, offers a symposium on hangars, coat racks, linen closets, and towel racks
Meets M-W-F 7:00pm
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Due to the fire which occurred during last weeks class...the location for this class is still to be determined.
Class 15
The Vacuum Cleaner -
It's purpose and functions,
tools and accessories
Special open forum with video presentation/demonstrations on the various non-sexual usages for this important home appliance
Meets 5 nights 7 - 10pm
Class 16
The Washer/Dryer
Training Seminar
BONUS: Ima Slutte, home economist, offers a symposium on hangars, coat racks, linen closets, and towel racks
Meets M-W-F 7:00pm
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and for
the best chuckle of their day!
INSTRUCTORS PROVIDED BY THE GLBT COMMUNITY CENTER
in support of wives and lovers everywhere
Db 2007
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