BEAR

BEAR
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE

DUSTYBEAR'S LAUGH TRACK

FUNZIES AND LAUGHS...
for the queer eye AND the straight guy

SHORTY IS...

350# WandaMae was walking down the street...behind a midget, when she suddenly sneezed... Causing a horrific backdraft. In trying to regain her balance, she snapped her legs together. THE PROBLEM: was it death by accident or...homicide? Further complicating the matter is the fact that the midget's corpse was smiling. SUICIDE, perhaps? THE TOMBSTONE READS: HERE LIES SHORTY... Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BULEEEVE THIS SHIT.

JESUS...

Have you met my Rottweiler friend Jesus. He loves to bite butt.

Religious and thrifty he ith too.
JESUS SAVES hith bones. Buries them next to the bodies in the back yard. Cute kid he.

ANYWAY...

Here is the skinny
(Sit down Mary.
When it's your turn I'll call you).

I will make a statement and you fill in the blanks.

SUCH AS:

"There I wath, jest sitting around the cave minding my own business, when____________."

The idea is to supply answers that are INCREDIBLY WITTY. Or, you can just put in your usual crap. LOL.

Okay. Here is the funniest one since the invention of the fake pregnancy pillow for men, (electric vibrator, life-size blow-up doll of Justin Timberlake, the personalizable dart board {Enclose the photo of the victim}, the FAKE 2 ft penith, with directions on installation. Batteries are not included NOR recommended. UL is studying the issue. A coupon for a gallon of KY is included.)


Being Five Comics

MAUKE SEZ: A LAUGH A DAY KEEPS THE MICE AWAY...and he should know...

ALIENS...

Thursday, June 14, 2007

SOME THINGS TO PONDER...

Just Some Things to Ponder...hehehe

On the bags of miniature candy bars it says, 'Fun Size.' Does this mean that the regular size bars are no fun?

Why aren't they called bakies instead of cookies?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Why do mothers always say that their child cannot play until their room is clean? What will the room look like after the child plays?

How come we as children will fight tooth and nail not to have a nap only to find ourselves as adults wishing with all of our hearts that we could?

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to forgive each other as quickly and effortlessly as children forgive each other?

Didn't the guy who laughs last have to have it explained to him?

Isn't it better by far that you forget and smile rather than remember and be sad?

Why would there be a key to happiness? Isn’t the door always open?

Where do socks go when they get lost in the dryer?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes, would they eventually just disappear?

Do Clothing manufacturers really expect us to run a whole wash for each item marked 'wash separately'?

Why do clothes dryers have buzzers that go off when the drying cycle is done, but you just have to guess for the washing machine?

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