I am getting ready to do more edity, and some more writing on mah next bookie.
It's called....
'Having A Lover...For Fun And Profit'. Twill be a best-seller in the gay ghetto, Ah jest knows it.
'Having A Lover...For Fun And Profit'. Twill be a best-seller in the gay ghetto, Ah jest knows it.
Subtitle isth: 'AIMING FOR SUCCESS...IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS' (Film at eleven)
OR: 'Try Not To Sneeze As You Pull The Trigger'.
Of course, there will be a sequel...
'1001 Ways To Camouflage The Bodies Of Your Victims', and I am SO proud of that one.
I especially like the chapter on decorative planters. There are some exquisite macrame ones.
With a little ingenuity, and having a 'DISCREET' plumber friend helps, I have provided some wonderful plans for lawn sprinklers. Imagine your dearly departed love...standing proudly in the front yard, and 'sprinkling'. Oh, I jest loves that one. And, you can stick a little computer up his butt and set him on a timer. That way he can tinkle when you tell him to. I do so hate that random tinkly thingy.
You can also paint or stain him and stick him by the front door. Blackface. Hey, he can look like Aunt Jemima's brother. TRES kewl.
Use him as a coat rack. Towel rack. OH, dah possibilities are END...less.
Well, bois and boisterous, I gots tah git to work. I'm working on a new project. HEHEHE.
(Evil grin). It's like one of them old-time water pump thingys. Yep, you crank that 'THING' up and down, stuff comes out of his moufie.
WAY kewl.
Shame I had to break up with him though. But it WAS time. Ran out of bullets I did. LOL.
Shame I had to break up with him though. But it WAS time. Ran out of bullets I did. LOL.
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